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Trump & the Pope

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Trump & the Pope

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right
into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht,
and handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless.
No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story.

Their banner headlines read: "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"
 
Reminds me of another joke but not sure if the politically correct brigade allow it now.

Three friends, a Roman catholic priest, a church of England vicar and Jewish rabbi had hired a punt for the dat and were going out for a day's fishing. When they got out in the lake and were ready to start fishing they realised that they had left the bait in the car.

The priest said "I'll go and get it" and walked across the water to fetch it. After some time they realised that they had left the picnic basket in the car so the vicar "My turn so I'll get it" and walked across the water to fetch it.

The rabby was amazed that they could walk on water and thought "I am holy too, if they can do it I must be able too as well so he decided he would try. He said "I will fetch the prayer book and we can each read a prayer before lunch and stepped over the side of the boat.

He immediately sank and the others hauled him out and before they could stop him he jumped in the water again and sank. They pulled him out again and again he tried to get over the side saying "No, no, I will do it".

The priest said "Well if you insist but use the stepping stones, they are just under the surface".
 
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