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What are the things that your loved ones say

semiphonic

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Ignorant people, diabetes!
That REALLY wind you up?

My wife never makes me test my bloods, but if I get grumpy, she ALWAYS says, "do you need to eat?"!!!!!
 
My other half saying "Just take it easy, chill" if l text or phone l am having a really busy or bad day at work. *** l want a moan not some bloke not there saying take it easy!!!
 
Why are you watching this rubbish ?

Usually when watching some documentary which is her way of saying eastenders or some such tedium is about to start.
 
Your turn to clean the kitchen
 
Bluetit mine still offers me without thinking oh do you want some .... (cake or other forbidden item)
...l have brought a new level of expertise to "The Silent Look" when it sinks in he blushes and apologises
 
My other half has so far bought everything I need to avoid , all high carb stuff , he does eat a lot of it and drinks gallons of coke , hasn't had his blood tested in years , don't think it's sunk into him yet :/
 
Reminding me not to loose things ...like my bag when out shopping ...I walked round for about an hour , wondering what was missing , Thank goodness it was still in the changing room ...I am obsessed with checking things now ....
 
I live with 3 very messy people. We look like we've been burgled. As a consequence, things go missing fairly regularly. I will be on my way to school when I need the car keys.....
What's the matter?
Did you take the keys?
Can't remember/no..
I can't find them!
Well where did you have them last?
Well if I knew that, they wouldn't be ****** lost!
 
Mr Scandi says I need to tell you all that I'm incredibly accident prone and the phrase he dreads the most is" I've had a bit of an accident!'
So much so that my brotherinlaw calls me cartoon accident girl!
 
Apparently it sends shivers down Mr B's spine when I say
'Ive been thinking...'
Can't imagine why.

The line he uses that gets me every time is
'It'll be alright.'
Because I know that is code for 'if I bury my head in the sand and pretend we don't need to deal with this, it might just go away.Yeah, that worked so well with the boiler rattle (£2,000), and the frozen shoulder (5 years of pain).
 
Funnily enough Mr Scandi identifies with this one. He says what about " I've had a bit of an idea....."
 
Let's talk .... And if you don't stab yourself, I will stab you (for BG testing)
Also she will shout "I am fine" just after a big crash in another room .. I just get the car keys as "I am fine" from the wife often means .. I have just took a tumble and broken an arm, leg or something else.
 
Are you going to change (just before going out when I've got what I'm wearing on) or why are you putting make up, we're not going anywhere. Or, whenever I get a text or a phone call it's who's that? Last time I told him it was the Coastguard wanting to know if the coast was clear.
 
Are you OK. (up there in the pc room)

I think she's concerned I pop my clogs up here.
Poor soul, she's worried, but then again...perhaps not.

Perhaps she can't wait!!!!! ...
Mmmm, hadn't thought about that.


weewillie
 
Anyway, we are out tonight so I'm going to change and touch up the slap before we go.
 
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