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Message: <blockquote data-quote="dunelm" data-source="post: 2229944" data-attributes="member: 179219">Good morning from a potentially exciting pre-international bin extravaganza from the dark and dangerous north.The wonder wheel of excitement and anticipation of the first of this years participation of the green garden bin came in at a flat 5.0 this am.I have been looking at doing a homeopathic diet but a local supplier has just been prosecuted by local health officials when it was discovered that the homeopathic double cheeseburger only contained sub-atomic traces of a single patty. The one in several billion to 1 chance investigation was triggered when local GP surgeries reported an increase in patients suffering from the placebo effects of singing Frank Sinatra songs and complaining about Crooner Virus. If you have been disturbed by any words contained in this paragraph then please ring 111 - you will need a good supply of tea and a comfy chair. Makes sure that it is not homeopathic tea as it can easily be mistaken for homeopathic koffy or contain nuts.</blockquote>

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