Whole Fish

[porl69]

I went to the local supermarket this weekend and bought a whole fish. Took it home and there was nothing inside it......GUTTED!

 

[Deleted member 308541]

I went to the local supermarket this weekend and bought a whole fish. Took it home and there was nothing inside it......GUTTED!

Oh dear, you poor sole...

 

[porl69]

Oh dear, you poor sole...

 

[slip]

There's something fishy going on here...........

 

[Robbity]

You can't kipper good joker down - so don't get crabby...

 

[Deleted member 308541]

You can't kipper good joker down - so don't get crabby...

...or go floundering around all over the plaice, when a little dab'll do ya.

 

[porl69]

Oh my what have I started. Will be trawling around for fish related answers now

 

[Deleted member 308541]

Be careful around Fishguard, some right bloaters there.

 

[therower]

My wife came home with 3 fish in her tights the other day.
2 soles and a wet plaice.

 

[Deleted member 308541]

What a wonderful fish a sole is!
What a wonderful fish are soles!
I'm partial to skate when laid on a plate,
Or even made into rissoles.
What a wonderful fish a sole is!
Like salmon, they all swim in shoals.
But the best of all fish, when laid on a dish,
Are soles, are soles, are soles.