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<blockquote data-quote="Pura Vida" data-source="post: 2727751" data-attributes="member: 131793"><p><strong>Subject:</strong> Never Squat With Your Spurs On! (THE WISE SAYINGS OF WILL ROGERS)</p><p></p><p> <strong>Will Rogers, who died in a 1935</strong> <strong>plane crash in</strong> <strong>Alaska with bush pilot Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political country/cowboy</strong> <strong>sages this</strong> <strong>country has ever known.</strong></p><p><strong>Some of his sayings:</strong></p><p><strong>1.</strong> <strong>Never slap a man</strong> <strong>who's chewing tobacco.</strong></p><p><strong>2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.</strong></p><p><strong>3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.</strong></p><p><strong>4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.</strong></p><p><strong>5. Always drink upstream from the herd.</strong></p><p><strong>6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.</strong></p><p><strong>7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.</strong></p><p><strong>8. There are three kinds of men:* The ones that learn by reading.* The few who learn by observation.* The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and</strong> <strong>find out for themselves.</strong></p><p><strong>9.</strong> <strong>Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad</strong> <strong>judgment.</strong></p><p><strong>10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.</strong></p><p><strong>11. Lettin' the cat outta' the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.</strong></p><p><strong>12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.</strong> <strong>He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Pura Vida, post: 2727751, member: 131793"] [B]Subject:[/B] Never Squat With Your Spurs On! (THE WISE SAYINGS OF WILL ROGERS) [B]Will Rogers, who died in a 1935[/B] [B]plane crash in[/B] [B]Alaska with bush pilot Wiley Post, was one of the greatest political country/cowboy[/B] [B]sages this[/B] [B]country has ever known. Some of his sayings: 1.[/B] [B]Never slap a man[/B] [B]who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men:* The ones that learn by reading.* The few who learn by observation.* The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and[/B] [B]find out for themselves. 9.[/B] [B]Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad[/B] [B]judgment. 10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta' the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. 12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.[/B] [B]He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.[/B] [/QUOTE]
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