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Pasha

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> >
> >A man walks into a bar with a small box under his arm sits down and
> orders a drink.
>
> >
>
> >The bartender cannot help but hear music coming from the box. He
> asked
>
> >the man "what's in the box"?
>
> >
>
> >The man says a small male pianist with a piano.
>
> >
>
> >The bartender asked to see.
>
> >
>
> >The man opens the box and there is a little man playing a little
> piano.
>
> >
>
> >"WOW" say's the bartender how did you get that?
>
> >
>
> >The man say's he was walking on the beach one day and found a magic
>
> >lamp and made a wish and there it was.
>
> >
>
> >WOW, do you still have the lamp? asked the bartender.
>
> >
>
> >Sure do, you want to try it asked the man. HECK YEAH!
>
> >
>
> >So, the man gave the bartender the lamp and the bartender rubbed it
> and
>
> >wished for a million bucks.
>
> >
>
> >BANG!! a big cloud of smoke and the was a million ducks, ducks
>
> >everywhere. Gee, said the bartender I wished for bucks not ducks I
> think
>
> >the lamp must have trouble hearing.
>
> >
>
> >No Kidding, said the man do you think I wished for a 12-inch
> pianist???
>
> >
>
> >
 
Pasha said:
> >
> >A man walks into a bar with a small box under his arm sits down and
> orders a drink.
>
> >
>
> >The bartender cannot help but hear music coming from the box. He
> asked
>
> >the man "what's in the box"?
>
> >
>
> >The man says a small male pianist with a piano.
>
> >
>
> >The bartender asked to see.
>
> >
>
> >The man opens the box and there is a little man playing a little
> piano.
>
> >
>
> >"WOW" say's the bartender how did you get that?
>
> >
>
> >The man say's he was walking on the beach one day and found a magic
>
> >lamp and made a wish and there it was.
>
> >
>
> >WOW, do you still have the lamp? asked the bartender.
>
> >
>
> >Sure do, you want to try it asked the man. HECK YEAH!
>
> >
>
> >So, the man gave the bartender the lamp and the bartender rubbed it
> and
>
> >wished for a million bucks.
>
> >
>
> >BANG!! a big cloud of smoke and the was a million ducks, ducks
>
> >everywhere. Gee, said the bartender I wished for bucks not ducks I
> think
>
> >the lamp must have trouble hearing.
>
> >
>
> >No Kidding, said the man do you think I wished for a 12-inch
> pianist???
>
> >
>
> >
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Wasn't expecting that lol :hilarious:
 
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