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Cumberland

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14,659
Location
Cumbria
Type of diabetes
Type 1
Treatment type
Insulin
Dislikes
Foodwise Nuts & Mushrooms (Vomit)
A woman is staring into the mirror, sighing and groaning about the shape of her body.

"Oh, my booby woobies sag so much." "Oh, I have so much fat around my stomach." "Oh, my ankles are so fat."

She turns to her husband and says "You know, it wouldn't kill you to compliment me now and again."

The husband looks up from reading his newspaper and exclaims "You have excellent eyesight!"
 
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