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Scandichic

Scandichic

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This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman

In a brand new VW Golf !!
Doing 115 Kph

With her face up next to her
Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away

For a couple seconds

And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.

As a man,
I don't scare easily..

But she scared me so much I dropped
My electric shaver,

Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear

Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,

Which splashed
And burned
"Big Jim and the Twins",

Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

BLOODY Women Drivers!!
 
Scandichic said:
This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman

In a brand new VW Golf !!
Doing 115 Kph

With her face up next to her
Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away

For a couple seconds

And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.

As a man,
I don't scare easily..

But she scared me so much I dropped
My electric shaver,

Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear

Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,

Which splashed
And burned
"Big Jim and the Twins",

Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

BLOODY Women Drivers!!
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double parking.jpg
 
Scandichic said:
This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman

In a brand new VW Golf !!
Doing 115 Kph

With her face up next to her
Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away

For a couple seconds

And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.

As a man,
I don't scare easily..

But she scared me so much I dropped
My electric shaver,

Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear

Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,

Which splashed
And burned
"Big Jim and the Twins",

Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

BLOODY Women Drivers!!
Click to expand...
driver.jpg Good luck everybody else:(
 
Scandichic said:
This morning on the motorway,
I looked over to my right and there was a
Woman

In a brand new VW Golf !!
Doing 115 Kph

With her face up next to her
Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away

For a couple seconds

And when I looked back she was
Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.

As a man,
I don't scare easily..

But she scared me so much I dropped
My electric shaver,

Which knocked
The meat pie
Out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
To straighten out the car

Using my knees against
The steering wheel,

It knocked
My Mobile phone
Away from my ear

Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs,

Which splashed
And burned
"Big Jim and the Twins",

Ruined the phone,
Soaked my trousers,

And disconnected an
Important call.

BLOODY Women Drivers!!
Click to expand...
:hilarious::hilarious:
 
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