Women Never Say Quotes

Snowy12 · Jan 20, 2015

Funny Things Women Never Say Quotes

Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say

What do you mean today's our anniversary?
Could we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
Ooh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
For our honeymoon I thought we could go fishing in Alaska!
Aww, don't stop for directions - I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
Is that phone for me? Tell them I'm not here.
I don't care if it is on sale, £300 is too much for a designer dress.

Randburg · Jan 20, 2015

You Forgot
Yes lets have sex tonight

Mike d · Jan 20, 2015

Snowy12 said:
Funny Things Women Never Say Quotes

Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say

What do you mean today's our anniversary?

Could we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.

Ooh, this diamond ring is way too big!!

For our honeymoon I thought we could go fishing in Alaska!

Aww, don't stop for directions - I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

Is that phone for me? Tell them I'm not here.

I don't care if it is on sale, £300 is too much for a designer dress.

I'll wait for the other ladies (that means you RRB and you Frenchy Girl) to comment

Snowy12 · Jan 20, 2015

Come on Mike don't be shy,Randburgs Not lol.Hope you are Both feeling good today x

Mike d · Jan 20, 2015

No way Snowy

Once bittern twice shy
Sleep well

sanguine · Jan 20, 2015

Randburg said:
You Forgot
Yes lets have sex tonight

Which leads to Billy Connolly's line: "If women are so good at multi-tasking, how come they can't have sex and a headache at the same time?"

Snowy12 · Jan 20, 2015

Oh i thought sex was meant to clear a headache

sanguine · Jan 20, 2015

So you do multitask then

Snowy12 · Jan 20, 2015

Yes unfortunately lol,sometimes it does go the other way men say oh it's stress from work more like peace and quite at work stress when one comes home

Pasha · Jan 20, 2015

Randburg said:
You Forgot
Yes lets have sex tonight

It can be a bit more involved than that. Often the offer is made , only to be followed up by a time delayed request.Its a very simple ploy but seems to work very well. This is what leads some women to think we are easily conned.Its really a battle of the hormones.

Frenchy Girl · Jan 20, 2015

Just wait Mike...I'm trying to figure out a smart answer

Mike d · Jan 20, 2015

You'll come up with one I'm sure

Frenchy Girl · Jan 20, 2015

No I give up tonight you win!!

Mike d · Jan 20, 2015

Just tonight?

Frenchy Girl · Jan 20, 2015

Yes enjoy it while you can....it won't be long

Robinredbreast · Jan 20, 2015

Frenchy Girl said:
No I give up tonight you win!!

Ahhh FG you are letting the side down, big time ( hope Mike doesn't read this )

Frenchy Girl · Jan 20, 2015

Sorry ladies.....

Mike d · Jan 20, 2015

Too late He has

Frenchy Girl · Jan 20, 2015

Mike D said:
Too late He has

Men are always doing things they shouldn't...

Robinredbreast · Jan 20, 2015

Mike D said:
Too late He has

doh.........

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