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Women Never Say Quotes

Snowy12

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Funny Things Women Never Say Quotes

Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
  1. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
  2. Could we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
  3. Ooh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
  4. For our honeymoon I thought we could go fishing in Alaska!
  5. Aww, don't stop for directions - I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
  6. Is that phone for me? Tell them I'm not here.
  7. I don't care if it is on sale, £300 is too much for a designer dress.
 
Snowy12 said:

Funny Things Women Never Say Quotes

Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
  1. What do you mean today's our anniversary?
  2. Could we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
  3. Ooh, this diamond ring is way too big!!
  4. For our honeymoon I thought we could go fishing in Alaska!
  5. Aww, don't stop for directions - I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
  6. Is that phone for me? Tell them I'm not here.
  7. I don't care if it is on sale, £300 is too much for a designer dress.
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I'll wait for the other ladies (that means you RRB and you Frenchy Girl) to comment
 
Come on Mike don't be shy,Randburgs Not lol.Hope you are Both feeling good today x
 
Randburg said:
You Forgot
Yes lets have sex tonight
:banghead:
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Which leads to Billy Connolly's line: "If women are so good at multi-tasking, how come they can't have sex and a headache at the same time?"
 
Oh i thought sex was meant to clear a headache:D
 
So you do multitask then :woot:
 
Yes unfortunately lol,sometimes it does go the other way men say oh it's stress from work more like peace and quite at work stress when one comes home image.jpg
 
Randburg said:
You Forgot
Yes lets have sex tonight
:banghead:
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It can be a bit more involved than that. Often the offer is made , only to be followed up by a time delayed request.Its a very simple ploy but seems to work very well. This is what leads some women to think we are easily conned.Its really a battle of the hormones.
 
Just wait Mike...I'm trying to figure out a smart answero_O
 
Yes enjoy it while you can....it won't be long:mad:
 
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