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Yorkshire Farmer.

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A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts, 'Ey up lad! Tha dunna be drinkin wata frm theer, it's full o horse urine an cow poo'

The bloke says, 'Hey buddy, I'm American - can you speak slower and in English?'

The farmer replies, 'If you use two hands you won't spill any'...
 
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