ha ha ha, that's just reminded me. A mate of mine (yes I do have a mate) used to own a chippy and employed a really thick blonde to help out at dinner times. One day whilst in there she asked me what I did for a living, so I told her I grew plants and was working on developing a spaghetti tree. She took it hook, line and sinker. I told her that once the spaghetti had grown to a length of 6" or more that it can be cut and used and that the spaghetti would continue to grow back again. You should have seen the look on her face.................classic, so then I told her that, if she watered the plant with watered down Spaghetti sauce, that the pasta tasted just like Spaghetti Bolognaise. She then ordered one.
My mate and the rest of the staff were rolling with laughter in the back room and it was hard for me to keep a straight face. I then went home, cooked some pasta and hung it off a small branch I found outside and handed it to her. That tree was the talking point of the chippy for ages, she was telling all the customers about it.
.........................and you thought I was kidding...........
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