Ah, The Dell; my God that was a dump and a half. The first time I went to St Mary's, I thought we'd all been teleported to a new and glamorous alternative universe. The Dell's main saving grace was seeing Matt Le God score one or two goals there. I'm not sure whether or not he has a pub, to be honest, though he's always struck me as someone who feels at home in one
The flares thing is a real problem and I don't know how it can be sorted. In the case of the incident at St Mary's, the ground is near a couple of marinas with Yacht Chandlers adjoining them and I suspect that particular incident could have been avoided by asking the chandleries not to sell any flares that day to blokes wearing red shirts and sounding like Liam Gallagher (though I believe he supports Citeh
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If any of these retards had any idea about the kind of horrific injuries that a flare can inflict, I suspect that they wouldn't touch them with a barge pole.