Have a smile on me. X

[Trachet]

No snow in Eltham yet thanks for the warning

 

[Shar67]

Lol

 

[4ratbags]

#919 is hilarious, it will keep me smiling all day and #920 sounds a lot like me, I do it all the time

 

[Trachet]

 

[Alisonjane10]

 

[Alisonjane10]

Really!!!

 

[pleinster]

Guy goes into a bar, buys a pint and goes over to the cigarette machine...
As he walks back to the bar, he thinks he hears a deep voice comes out of the machine saying "Idiot!"...
Puzzled he sips his pint and reaches for a peanut from a little bowl on the bar...
suddenly, he hears a pleasant little voice from the peanuts saying "That's a nice tie, sir"...
totally freaked out, he asks the barman about this craziness...
"Oh sorry, sir...." says the barman "I should have warned you. The fag machine is out of order, and the peanuts are complimentary".

Sorry...sorry...sorry.

 

[Alisonjane10]

Guy goes into a bar, buys a pint and goes over to the cigarette machine...
As he walks back to the bar, he thinks he hears a deep voice comes out of the machine saying "Idiot!"...
Puzzled he sips his pint and reaches for a peanut from a little bowl on the bar...
suddenly, he hears a pleasant little voice from the peanuts saying "That's a nice tie, sir"...
totally freaked out, he asks the barman about this craziness...
"Oh sorry, sir...." says the barman "I should have warned you. The fag machine is out of order, and the peanuts are complimentary".

Sorry...sorry...sorry.

Hahaha. Love it...as naff as it is.

 

[Alisonjane10]

Ain't that the truth!!

 

[maureen5752]

Got home late last night didn't get op. Was on op table, someone stressed me out. Had panic attack. Probably weeks to wait now for op under sedation !!!!! Just my luck. Keep up the jokes aj10 I need them to cheer me up so stressed x

 

[Trachet]

BREAKING NEWS: The Isle of Wight council has invested in a second hand snow plough for clearing un-salted roads.

 

[Marvin]

I guess that's what the automotive trade would call a "cut and shuNt" !

 

[Clivethedrive]

Guy goes into a bar, buys a pint and goes over to the cigarette machine...
As he walks back to the bar, he thinks he hears a deep voice comes out of the machine saying "Idiot!"...
Puzzled he sips his pint and reaches for a peanut from a little bowl on the bar...
suddenly, he hears a pleasant little voice from the peanuts saying "That's a nice tie, sir"...
totally freaked out, he asks the barman about this craziness...
"Oh sorry, sir...." says the barman "I should have warned you. The fag machine is out of order, and the peanuts are complimentary".

Sorry...sorry...sorry.

 

[Alisonjane10]

Got home late last night didn't get op. Was on op table, someone stressed me out. Had panic attack. Probably weeks to wait now for op under sedation !!!!! Just my luck. Keep up the jokes aj10 I need them to cheer me up so stressed x

Awww Maureen hun...you poor thing. That must have been horrible for you. Panic attacks are very scary. Try & take it easy for a while. Get your head in the right place & be kind to yourself. Here's a few smiles to help lift your spirits. Take care sweety. X

 

[maureen5752]

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Thanks Aj10. Good jokes. Your in the wrong job! You cheer us all up no end Thanks. Hope your well, take care of yourself. X

 

[Alisonjane10]

I haven't got a cat, but the neighbours tabby often visits for a treat. There's something slightly bonkers about cats. I've decided it's genetic with them, & it makes them wonderfully funny pets. So, here's a few funny cat pics.

Oh dear!! Lol.

 

[Shar67]

Lol last cat, he doesn't care

 

[November1115]

 

[Alisonjane10]

Sloths are just the most cutest animals. What do you think?

 

[Alisonjane10]