What are you doing now and humorous banter.

[alf_Josiah]

Good morning @karen8967 ......have just seen @Clivethedrive off to work....he won’t be back until late Thursday evening so home alone for next few days....no real plans for today as yet so will see what becomes of the day......hope you are having an enjoyable weekend....

And you a newly wed ?

 

[alf_Josiah]

Morening folks
I think I'm getting acclimatised to this weather, my hair has gone very curly, I'm walking round the garden in a lion cloth wif a spear, playing a didgerydoo.

Mrs J and the neighbours aren't best pleased and if they complain much more I'm orf on walkabout.

 

[Molly56]

And you a newly wed ?

...yes, I know.....it was the best we could do to get three days off to get married....is a very busy time of year for a coach driver....will make up for it in the quieter months...

 

[Fairygodmother]

Mornin’ all, yes, it’s hot already, thank goodness there are tall things in the garden to provide shade and woods to walk in that still have trees with leaves. Cat awake and outside before he’s baked like Cumbs’ chicken (by the sun, not me, I like Cat). Little grass snake seems to have taken up permanent residence in the pond. Very shy.

 

[Clivethedrive]

And you a newly wed ?

Work......... still we’re off on holiday mid sept’ to the Verdi isles

 

[Derbyshire Boy]

Good morning folks. I was woken up very early by our eldest cat (we have four!), a little black cat called Zenner, sitting on my head as I slept. She is 14 years old and is semi-feral, but we think she's going somewhat senile, as she was formerly a 'take no prisoners' cat who would shred the skin from your hand as soon as look at you.

These days, she's obsessed with me, follows me everywhere, even when I'm on the loo if I don't shut the bathroom door properly. She often jumps on my lap and forcefully rubs her face on mine for ages, making very tragic, cracked, dry little meows as she does so. She seems to really love me. Very odd behaviour for her, that is.

We reckon if she were human, she'd be a small, obsessional, slightly senile old lady in a black leather jacket, but carrying a flick knife!

 

[wolfie11969]

Sunday means one thing in this house - a few hours of mayhem with 2 kids. So it will be a case of keeping one quiet with a tablet (the electronic type, not Wolfie's valium ) and running around everywhere after the wee one. (Just think of burning calories dear, just think of the calories ). So by 5pm when they go home I'll be frazzled and in need of the gin I still have to put in the fridge.

Wish me luck

 

[Cumberland]

Good morning folks. I was woken up very early by our eldest cat (we have four!), a little black cat called Zenner, sitting on my head as I slept. She is 14 years old and is semi-feral, but we think she's going somewhat senile, as she was formerly a 'take no prisoners' cat who would shred the skin from your hand as soon as look at you.

These days, she's obsessed with me, follows me everywhere, even when I'm on the loo if I don't shut the bathroom door properly. She often jumps on my lap and forcefully rubs her face on mine for ages, making very tragic, cracked, dry little meows as she does so. She seems to really love me. Very odd behaviour for her, that is.

We reckon if she were human, she'd be a small, obsessional, slightly senile old lady in a black leather jacket, but carrying a flick knife!

Hello and welcome to the thread @Derbyshire Boy

 

[Cumberland]

Sunday means one thing in this house - a few hours of mayhem with 2 kids. So it will be a case of keeping one quiet with a tablet (the electronic type, not Wolfie's valium ) and running around everywhere after the wee one. (Just think of burning calories dear, just think of the calories ). So by 5pm when they go home I'll be frazzled and in need of the gin I still have to put in the fridge.

Wish me luck

All the very best of luck

 

[Molly56]

Good morning @Cumberland ....and how are you this fine day...

 

[Cumberland]

Good morning friends
Have been into Carlisle for breakfast

Have a good day peeps

 

[Cumberland]

Good morning @karen8967 ......have just seen @Clivethedrive off to work....he won’t be back until late Thursday evening so home alone for next few days....no real plans for today as yet so will see what becomes of the day......hope you are having an enjoyable weekend....

Oh crikey Mrs Molly
You’ll be chaining him to the bed when he gets back

 

[Derbyshire Boy]

Hello and welcome to the thread @Derbyshire Boy

Thank you, nice to be here!

 

[Cumberland]

Thank you, nice to be here!

Never ever been to Derbyshire

 

[Molly56]

Never ever been to Derbyshire

...I have.....

 

[karen8967]

Goodnight sweet dreams everyone

 

[Derbyshire Boy]

Never ever been to Derbyshire

If you stay clear of the former mining areas, it's pretty good.

I say that from a background of being raised in those aforesaid mining areas.

 

[karen8967]

Good morning everyone have a great day

 

[Clivethedrive]

Good Morning peeps, in position ready to pickup my clients for Farnborough air show,have a great day all

 

[Derbyshire Boy]

Good morning all, have a terrific day!

Mine started off by being prodded awake by my wife asking me to phone in to her workplace for her, cos she's ill. It amused me how my role has reversed from what it was a dozen years ago, when my then wife - god rest her soul - rang in to my work for me, when I was ill.

Big difference is that my new(ish) wife gets much sympathy from me for being ill, whereas although my late wife would ring in for me, she rarely gave me any sympathy, because she was a nurse/midwife and you know what they're like. As hard as nails. all of 'em....!