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talent

I have no talent and certainly not the kind that Britain's Got Talent is looking for. Eating and drinking is about it really.
 
Rodney can't dance, he's excellent at eating things though. Particularly things that aren't food. And he's spent a while perfecting the best technique to put muddy paws on the beige carpets


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my friends stuffy ate a whole large tub of bryl cream once lol my beagle would eat anything that had come into contact with food, wrappers etc and once ate a whole tub of margarine which is ironic as i watch a program the other day saying that dogs won't even eat margarine, and one of my cats ate one of those modelling balloons, the long thin ones, i watched it eat it but was so amazed it never dawned on me to stop it
 
My friends dog ate a green sock. He was quite young so her mum watched him over the next few days to make sure he passed it ok.

2 days later he pooped a purple glove instead.

Now THAT is talent


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I shall be making a presentation on "Paul Robeson - the Man & His Music" at the Thistleworth Tennis Club (Isleworth) on Feb. 5th. I'll let him do most of the singing :eek:
 
My talent is so hidden even I haven't found it yet!!
 
I play the cornet in a brass band, but have a real talent for clearing a room with my singing!!!!! :happy:
 
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