I'm really quite drunk.

[MCMLXXIII]

I have painted my slinky orange and I'm hiding naked in the fresh carrots, send £1.20 to my bank account, before its too late

 

[semiphonic]

And everyone should try 'Simply Muscadet' from Tesco, costs less than £5 and is absolutely lovely

 

[semiphonic]

I have painted my slinky orange and I'm hiding naked in the fresh carrots, send £1.20 to my bank account, before its too late

Well that depends, are you male or female?????