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MURDER V'S DIVORCE

Robinredbreast

Robinredbreast

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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, .. "I'd like to buy some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.

The pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in a comprising position with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,
"You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
 
Robinredbreast said:
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, .. "I'd like to buy some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.

The pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in a comprising position with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,
"You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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You have made me laugh x
 
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Robinredbreast said:
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, .. "I'd like to buy some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.

The pharmacist's eyes grew big and he explained, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in a comprising position with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and said,
"You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
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Love it! Am currently conducting y10 speaking exams and need something to make me laugh or I would cry!
 
Nice post to read / return to and chuckling away here. :joyful:
Thanks RRB .
 
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Kat, I did give the scripts out, but didn't make them up though, I actually LIKED the customers lol but as for the owners well...........:facepalm:
 
Robinredbreast said:
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Kat, I did give the scripts out, but didn't make them up though, I actually LIKED the customers lol but as for the owners well...........:facepalm:[/QUOTE]
It is ok you are a very nice robin and I believe you......lol lol :happy: X
More stories to make us laugh please when you have the time ...:hilarious:
 
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