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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

Lets put Richard Branson in, and bury him in his junk mail.
 
The water has run under the cottage .. Down the hill is also flooded .. So shouldn't moan .. The wife is trying to mop some of it away ... Hay ho .. Been through worst
 
Ah .... I've got one .... let's lock up all those annoying people from overseas call centres who call at lunch time or dinner time or any other time of the day.
 
Enclave said:
The water has run under the cottage .. Down the hill is also flooded .. So shouldn't moan .. The wife is trying to mop some of it away ... Hay ho .. Been through worst
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Aw, sorry that must be such a pain!
Hope the doggies are warm and dry too.
 
Pipp said:
Hurricanes, or ex hurricanes as they are defined definitely in 101. Also ministers who will look all sympathetic after floods and then do sweet F A to sort flood defences.
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But in the case of a big storm what can they do except give out umbrellas
 
Lesleywo said:
Ah .... I've got one .... let's lock up all those annoying people from overseas call centres who call at lunch time or dinner time or any other time of the day.
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Gets my vote!
 
Andrew Colvin said:
But in the case of a big storm what can they do except give out umbrellas
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Exactly, they can do beggar all, so why bother inflicting their faux, insincere, sympathy/empathy on the poor folks who have enough to contend with?
 
The worst is in the young dogs room .. She think.s she has wet the floor and looks devastated .. Got the fire lit now as water is poring through the wall in the living room ... The bathroom is now a wet room .. Very wet room ... There is no where dry in the cottage at the moment !
 
Can we add those big fat greasy blokes who think women's logic is way off base, I say this cose I nearly hit one on Saturday night, long story short, power off, men come dig 50 ft trench mains cable a hotch pot of repair clamps, I suggested they replace the cable the whole length, told cant do it it costs too much so another repair clamp put on, 11th in 14 yrs, not much original mains cable left, repeat makes more sense to replace full 50ft with new cable more logical, he says well it may be logical to you YOUR JUST A WOMAN retreat behind front door to cry into my cup of tea.
 
satindoll said:
Can we add those big fat greasy blokes who think women's logic is way off base, I say this cose I nearly hit one on Saturday night, long story short, power off, men come dig 50 ft trench mains cable a hotch pot of repair clamps, I suggested they replace the cable the whole length, told cant do it it costs too much so another repair clamp put on, 11th in 14 yrs, not much original mains cable left, repeat makes more sense to replace full 50ft with new cable more logical, he says well it may be logical to you YOUR JUST A WOMAN retreat behind front door to cry into my cup of tea.
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Yep definitely, you have to realise he's just a man though........I hope you didn't make a cup of tea for him
 
zand said:
Yep definitely, you have to realise he's just a man though........I hope you didn't make a cup of tea for him
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Not on your life, same group of lads that came earlier in the year for same thing would willingly have made one for them but they had new van with their own kettle and microwave on board, they made the tea for me, he was the driver of the van from Western Power and had a huge reel of new cable on the trailer hence the question of changing the entire length of the thing, he then said that they weren't supposed to make tea for the customers even if the customer had no way to make a hot drink, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr expletive
 
satindoll said:
Can we add those big fat greasy blokes who think women's logic is way off base, I say this cose I nearly hit one on Saturday night, long story short, power off, men come dig 50 ft trench mains cable a hotch pot of repair clamps, I suggested they replace the cable the whole length, told cant do it it costs too much so another repair clamp put on, 11th in 14 yrs, not much original mains cable left, repeat makes more sense to replace full 50ft with new cable more logical, he says well it may be logical to you YOUR JUST A WOMAN retreat behind front door to cry into my cup of tea.
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He is in!
 
satindoll said:
Not on your life, same group of lads that came earlier in the year for same thing would willingly have made one for them but they had new van with their own kettle and microwave on board, they made the tea for me, he was the driver of the van from Western Power and had a huge reel of new cable on the trailer hence the question of changing the entire length of the thing, he then said that they weren't supposed to make tea for the customers even if the customer had no way to make a hot drink, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr expletive
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They are all in, with their van and microwave and kettle. With the water and electricity permanently off in room 101.

Or better still, with a meter, but no meter card.
 
Pipp said:
They are all in, with their van and microwave and kettle. With the water and electricity permanently off in room 101.

Or better still, with a meter, but no meter card.
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Have too say the lads who made me the tea were very considerate the knocked on all my neighbours door and offered them a hot drink as they have been here 4 times over the past couple of years so we know them quite well and they are always concerned about the oldies here, and am reluctant to put them in, but the driver from WD OH YES
 
Diabetic chocolate, and jam.

They give you the squitters.
 
zand said:
people again
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Would agree to the people who keep giving me diabetic choc, even though I have told them of the problems they cause to the digestion.

How about feeding annoying people loads of diabetic chocs, then put them in room 101 with only one toilet between them all, and no paper, Brunneria's soap dispenser, filled with all the smelly perfume, and with satin doll's switched off water and electricity, but an occasional rush of the flood water from Enclave's cottage? Should cause some misery mixed with the puke, dog poo, and teenagers and van man.

Oooh that feels so good.
 
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