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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

Brunneria said:
Ooh!
Yes indeed.
This has real potential...
In fact, there are quite a few utterly vile perfumes that we could mix together and then quickly send in. We would have to do it quickly because I think the container would melt at the sheer horror of the combo.

Thinking of Opium, Poison (and all it's poisonous derivatives) and that Meuglier Angel stuff in particular
:***::hungover::dead:
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One favoured by my mother in law some years ago was Estee Lauder youth dew.
Overpoweringly sick making to my sensitive olfactory glands. But maybe it was because of the wearer!
 
Those perfume suggestions are too, too cruel :eek:

Or maybe not....add a bottle of Brut and a gallon or two of that stuff they sell in Poundland. Humane be damned !:mask:

Youth Dew . Oh Gods. Makes me think of Barbara Cartland in all her gory, sorry, glory (whimpers)


Signy

 
Never mind Youth Dew.....what about Tramp?....now why would a boyfriend's Mum give me that for Christmas I wonder? I hope she liked the Tweed I gave her for her next birthday. Happy days.
 
You know, the worst thing about going to work today is not being able to check in on this thread!

Come on guys, make it worth me coming home!!!

Tramp! Ewwww! :yuck:
 
Pipp said:
One favoured by my mother in law some years ago was Estee Lauder youth dew.
Overpoweringly sick making to my sensitive olfactory glands. But maybe it was because of the wearer!
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Oi .... I LIKE Estee Lauder Youth Dew! (in the winter cos it's a bit heavy) Have to agree re. the Angel though .... repugnant!
 
Would there be room in Room 101 for those lazy people who don't return their shopping trolleys and just leave them around the carpark in everyone else's way?

And re. the dog poo ..... even more annoying is being an avid dog poo picker -upperer yourself and then treading in someone else's dog *****! :-(
 
I would like to put ever other car except mine in room 101. That way there would never be any chance of some idiot pulling in front of me causing me to have to brake hard! Oh and the added advantage would be I could drive fast
 
Lesleywo said:
Oi .... I LIKE Estee Lauder Youth Dew! (in the winter cos it's a bit heavy) Have to agree re. the Angel though .... repugnant!
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Hmmmm, don't want to offend, but it really does make me feel ill. Could be that I have a rare disorder that causes allergic reactions, or just the person who used to wear it make me feel sick.
 
Pipp said:
Hmmmm, don't want to offend, but it really does make me feel ill. Could be that I have a rare disorder that causes allergic reactions, or just the person who used to wear it make me feel sick.
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I agree ELYD is not to everyone's taste .... I can't stand Anais Anais or YSL Paris ... yuk. You can put them in room 101 to cover up the smell of the puke!
 
Lesleywo said:
Would there be room in Room 101 for those lazy people who don't return their shopping trolleys and just leave them around the carpark in everyone else's way?

And re. the dog poo ..... even more annoying is being an avid dog poo picker -upperer yourself and then treading in someone else's dog *****! :-(
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Yes to both!
The trolley dumpers most definitely. Last year I was sitting in the car at supermarket when a trolley had been left at the top of the slope it picked up speed and slammed into the back of the car. Thought I had been hit by another car. Felt like it, great big dent in car. Supermarket manager took details, very apologetic, then a week later sent a letter saying 'hard luck, policy is they are not responsible'. Oh, and they won't have a pound deposit thingy on the trolley, because this is such a nice area, people don't nick the trolleys!
Come to think of it, supermarket managers who act like total pratts should go in too.
 
Lesleywo said:
I agree ELYD is not to everyone's taste .... I can't stand Anais Anais or YSL Paris ... yuk. You can put them in room 101 to cover up the smell of the puke!
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Ma in law used to buy me anais anais too because it was cheap!
The idea is not to cover up the smell of puke in 101, but to make the people in there suffer a bit more.
 
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Andrew Colvin said:
I would like to put ever other car except mine in room 101. That way there would never be any chance of some idiot pulling in front of me causing me to have to brake hard! Oh and the added advantage would be I could drive fast
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Andrew, your posts are usually so sensible. Not this time. Step away from my car, or we will gang up on you and you will be on your way to 101 holding area.
 
lol Pipp you would have to catch me first and without a car you are pretty much stumped there ;)
 
Andrew Colvin said:
lol Pipp you would have to catch me first and without a car you are pretty much stumped there ;)
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Would use a 'stinger'.

Anyway, this is a democratic post, and no decision has yet been reached on your proposal, so I still have my car. Oh, and I can beat any boy racer when the lights change.
 
:meh:All the water that's covering my floors at the moment .. Yes I am flooded ! And I live on the top of a hill ... Still raining and the inch or two of water is getting deeper .. No upstairs as it a single story cottage ... Bit hacked off at the moment ... To say the least
 
Enclave said:
:meh:All the water that's covering my floors at the moment .. Yes I am flooded ! And I live on the top of a hill ... Still raining and the inch or two of water is getting deeper .. No upstairs as it a single story cottage ... Bit hacked off at the moment ... To say the least
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Oh dear!!!! but if you are flooded at the top of the hill all your neighbours must be drowning now
 
Enclave said:
:meh:All the water that's covering my floors at the moment .. Yes I am flooded ! And I live on the top of a hill ... Still raining and the inch or two of water is getting deeper .. No upstairs as it a single story cottage ... Bit hacked off at the moment ... To say the least
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Hurricanes, or ex hurricanes as they are defined definitely in 101. Also ministers who will look all sympathetic after floods and then do sweet F A to sort flood defences.
 
Enclave said:
:meh:All the water that's covering my floors at the moment .. Yes I am flooded ! And I live on the top of a hill ... Still raining and the inch or two of water is getting deeper .. No upstairs as it a single story cottage ... Bit hacked off at the moment ... To say the least
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Oh I am so sorry Enclave, that's horrid for you. We live at the top of a hill too, so don't tend to think about flooding too much. I hope it stops raining soon
 
Junk mail! Especially the stuff from Virgin media, that comes several times a week and gets stuck behind the front door.
If I wanted your offers of phone and t v, Mr Branson I would have accepted by now so stop cluttering my hallway.
 
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