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Room 101 (like the TV prog)

Pipp said:
It's ok, just sorted a revolving door to the holding area.
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I hope you have it on remote control Pipp, unless you're going to use the operation of it towards your fabulouslyfitandfiftyish quota?
 
AndBreathe said:
I hope you have it on remote control Pipp, unless you're going to use the operation of it towards your fabulouslyfitandfiftyish quota?
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I have the sort of face that gets people to open doors for me!

Mainly the gob!
 
Pipp said:
But I am in the holding area, about to enter where there is not electricity or computers or phones.
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I must be in room 101then ... No Internet .. No phone ... A little electric .. And lots of water .. LoL
Want to be grumpy about it .. But the wife says at least it's clean water and it will dry at some point ! Will anything get this woman down ... I have never know anyone so level as my wife . Can we trick her into 101 ? Just for a few hours so I can be grumpy
 
Enclave said:
I must be in room 101then ... No Internet .. No phone ... A little electric .. And lots of water .. LoL
Want to be grumpy about it .. But the wife says at least it's clean water and it will dry at some point ! Will anything get this woman down ... I have never know anyone so level as my wife . Can we trick her into 101 ? Just for a few hours so I can be grumpy
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A 24 hour grumpy pass should be issued to @Enclave . Strict condition that Mrs Enclave is spared 101, and encouraged to be grumpy.
 
Back from work!

Today's 101 nominations include:
  • Sleep deprivation due to hay fever
  • Hay fever
  • Big Cheese colleagues that request urgent meetings that require travel
  • Meetings that turn out to be something that could have been covered by a 5 minute phone call
  • Cars that overheat on motorways at over 55mph
  • Lorry drivers who cut you up when they have to overtake you in the slow lane because they want to travel 5mph faster than you
  • Car radiators that do not do their job
  • Radiator suppliers who claim it takes a week to find a radiator
And the night is still young...
 
Brunneria said:
Back from work!

Today's 101 nominations include:
  • Sleep deprivation due to hay fever
  • Hay fever
  • Big Cheese colleagues that request urgent meetings that require travel
  • Meetings that turn out to be something that could have been covered by a 5 minute phone call
  • Cars that overheat on motorways at over 55mph
  • Lorry drivers who cut you up when they have to overtake you in the slow lane because they want to travel 5mph faster than you
  • Car radiators that do not do their job
  • Radiator suppliers who claim it takes a week to find a radiator
And the night is still young...
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Yes to all that!

Plus having to go to work at all in hay fever season.

Guessing your day hasn't been the best then?
 
Add to the list, family members to whom you always send birthday cards who never remember yours and would create hell if you forgot theirs, especially my sisters in law who should be in a field chewing cud and waiting in line for their tuberculin test.
There I've said it
 
I'm hopeless at remembering birthdays, presents and anniversaries (Mr B and I simultaneously forgot our 2nd wedding anniversary! It really is a match made in heaven).

However, I never mind when other people forget my birthday, or forget a present.

Actually, I'm always incredibly surprised that they remembered!

Phew! I think. May have sidestepped the doorframe then.
 
satindoll said:
Add to the list, family members to whom you always send birthday cards who never remember yours and would create hell if you forgot theirs, especially my sisters in law who should be in a field chewing cud and waiting in line for their tuberculin test.
There I've said it
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Most of my family managed to forget my 21st birthday... *eye twitch*
 
satindoll said:
Add to the list, family members to whom you always send birthday cards who never remember yours and would create hell if you forgot theirs, especially my sisters in law who should be in a field chewing cud and waiting in line for their tuberculin test.
There I've said it
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What about birthday cards from or to people you don't like and don't really want to have a happy birthday?

I have one of those sisters in law, so cud chewing sisters in law to 101?
 
Pipp said:
Yes to all that!

Plus having to go to work at all in hay fever season.

Guessing your day hasn't been the best then?
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Not the best.

But I have curried mince with veg, puy lentils and strawbsncream for tea, so things are looking up.

Followed by A Hound Walk. So that should be the high point.
Is there ever anything more joyous than watching a dog enjoy a walk?
 
Pipp said:
What about birthday cards from or to people you don't like and don't really want to have a happy birthday?

I have one of those sisters in law, so cud chewing sisters in law to 101?
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I would add to that, presents from people who are pretending to like you and are **** presents you would be too ashamed to take to the charity shop?
Or just the people who give them?
 
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Pipp said:
Owww! @Giverny

Do you want to give them an early warning in the 101holding area?
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Wasn't ranting for myself, personally I don't give a tinkers ******, but I hate how it upsets Mr Satindoll, he thinks they are disrespecting me, I have always known sister in law 1 doesn't like me which is a shame as I've always admired how she manages to keep it altogether with tinnitus screaming in her head, however I guess I did upset her when I told Mr Satindoll I thought that at 25 her son was now a bit too old to still be receiving a cd gift card from us, especially as he was earning loads as a Chartered Accountant in his fathers firm.
Still its the same on our anniversary which happens to be Mr Satindolls birthday I know the card is reluctantly sent but take great delight in it cose she cant say she forgot.
So no holding area.
 
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