Room 101 (like the TV prog)

[Heathenlass]

Things I would like to put in room 101..

Clowns, just don't go there.
Charades at parties. Not everyone can act, in fact some are truly diabolical at it.
X-Factor, if I want to churn ****, I'll put cow pats in a cement mixer.
Nuts that make my mouth furry, not all do to be fair.
Ignorant people, send them all to Canada, I don't care.
Fracking, not in my back garden pal.
That pint if bitter I had in Scotland last week that tasted like ten pence piece fermented water.
**** crisps.
Friday download, (a CBBC thing my daughter watches) your 10 not 19.
Speed cameras, Let's spray the lenses in nitro-moors.
And finally..
Waltzer Disc Jockeys on travelling fairgrounds with their silly phrases like "do you wanna go faster" and "press the pedal, release the pedal"

Ignorant people, send them all to Canada, I don't care.

Excuse, me, sorry to bother you, but what have Canadians ever done to deserve that ? Sorry, thank you

Send the buggers to France. Or just room 101.


Signy

 

[Brunneria]

I invented a game called Lidl, Ladle or spoon.
Can I put horse cheese in there.

Horse cheese!?!

 

[Heathenlass]

Horse cheese!?!

Well done , brave you.

I was afraid to ask !

Signy

 

[Brunneria]

Well done , brave you.

I was afraid to ask !

Signy

I may regret it...

 

[Brunneria]

OMG. It exists!
http://www.cheesemaking.com/Caciocavallo2.html

 

[Heathenlass]

OMG. It exists!
http://www.cheesemaking.com/Caciocavallo2.html

La la la...not looking!

Signy

 

[Pipp]

Well done , brave you.

I was afraid to ask !

Signy

Me too.

 

[Brunneria]

Wimps.

It's a perfectly respectable Italian cheese. Made with cow or ewe's milk (which is a little odd) but made as if it was hung over your horses back. For ages, apparently.

Wonder wot it tastes like...

 

[Pipp]

I thought of trying some. Just for scientific reasons, you understand, but when I saw there are various varieties of 'stagianato' I decided to give it a miss. Enough stagnating grub in my fridge since I have begun serious Newcastle dieting again.

 

[Pipp]

Wimps.

It's a perfectly respectable Italian cheese. Made with cow or ewe's milk (which is a little odd) but made as if it was hung over your horses back. For ages, apparently.

Wonder wot it tastes like...

I thought they looked like horses delicate parts. Or the bits leftover from a gelding.

 

[Brunneria]

I thought they looked like horses delicate parts. Or the bits leftover from a gelding.

Yes, that was my first impression too.

Very disappointing to discover the real contents.

You know I have to see if I can buy some now, don't you?
Sometimes I wish my insatiable curiosity was resistable. But it isn't.
I have tried (O, how I have tried) to resist.
And there's no point.
It always wins.

 

[Pipp]

I invented a game called Lidl, Ladle or spoon.
Can I put horse cheese in there.

Ok, so we have worked out horse cheese, thanks to Brunneria.
Give us a clue about Lidl.

 

[Pipp]

Yes, that was my first impression too.

Very disappointing to discover the real contents.

You know I have to see if I can buy some now, don't you?
Sometimes I wish my insatiable curiosity was resistable. But it isn't.
I have tried (O, how I have tried) to resist.
And there's no point.
It always wins.

Buy some, but feed it to someone else.

 

[chris lowe]

Things I would like to put in room 101..

Clowns, just don't go there.
Charades at parties. Not everyone can act, in fact some are truly diabolical at it.
X-Factor, if I want to churn ****, I'll put cow pats in a cement mixer.
Nuts that make my mouth furry, not all do to be fair.
Ignorant people, send them all to Canada, I don't care.
Fracking, not in my back garden pal.
That pint if bitter I had in Scotland last week that tasted like ten pence piece fermented water.
**** crisps.
Friday download, (a CBBC thing my daughter watches) your 10 not 19.
Speed cameras, Let's spray the lenses in nitro-moors.
And finally..
Waltzer Disc Jockeys on travelling fairgrounds with their silly phrases like "do you wanna go faster" and "press the pedal, release the pedal"

Def X factor and oh jeeeeez it's back soon. Will have to have a word with the guy who does the bookings for hubby's band to make sure he gets plenty of Saturday gigs then I won't have to complain all the way through it. And I won't have to keep telling who's doing what and what's happening in the new Scandi drama on BBC4 because he's reading the paper instead of subtitles

 

[semiphonic]

Can stupid sayings go in? Two prime examples -
"There's no such thing as can't" - yes there is, for example a shark can't drive a car and an elephant can't use a cashpoint
And my personal favourite, when I misplace something some wonderfully insightful person will impart the following information -
"It'll be in the last place you look" thanks for the info Sherlock, I was going to carry on looking for it after I found it...........

 

[Brunneria]

Oh yes.

I think those deserve incarceration.

 

[Heathenlass]

Oh yes.

I think those deserve incarceration.

But do Ladles ??
And why? Perfectly useful household implements !

Signy

 

[Lesleywo]

So, are you saying it is ok if your own dog tries the leg humping stuff?

Well I suppose that's up to the owner ..it's possible some might not mind the unwarranted sexual attention

I've only mostly had female dogs ... though sometimes they would hump eachother which I understand is a sign of dominance.

But mostly it's a male thing ..... canine or otherwise .... even Mr T can't contain himself when I bend over for something .. school boy humour never goes away, doesn't matter how old they are (or how large my backside gets!)

 

[Lesleywo]

Yes, probably because they don't have the answer, so anyone who waffles and bluffs rather than say "I don't know", should drop through the no return trapdoor.

Do you mean Politicians?

 

[Lesleywo]

Oh yes.

I think those deserve incarceration.

Who Canadians? Or pavement spitters?