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Thank you. I spend enough time online, so am not going to be tempted.
 
Thank you. I spend enough time online, so am not going to be tempted.
Don't do it! Once you get sucked in you never get free. In fact, I'd like to put world of Warcraft into room101

*holds breath in anticipation*
 
Don't do it! Once you get sucked in you never get free. In fact, I'd like to put world of Warcraft into room101

*holds breath in anticipation*

Doh! Now I have to check it out, just to make sure there is no injustice here, you understand.
 
Wait a minute. You did that on purpose @MrsB . How very sneaky!
No definitely not. I can't stand the stupid game. MrB plays it for 4-5 hours a night every day. Drives me mental. Especially now when I need him at my beck and call but he can't hear me cos he's got his headphones on talking to people in other countries. Aaaaaaaaagh
 
No definitely not. I can't stand the stupid game. MrB plays it for 4-5 hours a night every day. Drives me mental. Especially now when I need him at my beck and call but he can't hear me cos he's got his headphones on talking to people in other countries. Aaaaaaaaagh

Is it because you spend so much time on here, or vice versa?
 
Is it because you spend so much time on here, or vice versa?
No this has been going on for years. I've come to accept it and use as a bargaining chip in most arguments now ;)

I'm on the forum so much at the moment cos I am stuck sitting on my bum almost 24-7 for 6 weeks (16th sep is fracture clinic appointment where hopefully all will be xrayed and shown as ok. Then boot can go and I can start building up the strength in ankle again). Normally I'm at work or ferrying child around, shopping etc. only get 5 mins to myself after about 9pm so gotta make the most of me while u can lol
 
Right.
Now I've got my beloved iPad back.
As I'm in fear if being pinned down and force fed horse cheese??!!??
I'm going to run through this thread and nominate the first thing that comes to mind...........

Women with PMT................

 
It's basically a newish way of getting oil and gas out of the ground. The companies drill down and inject liquid into the fissures to force the gas and oil upwards. Lots of people don't like it so we've had protesters etc

Nice use of the word 'fissures' MrsB :)
 
Horrible flobbley pastey cheap sausages.
The kind that are still food colouring pink inside, even when cooked.
And have about 80% rusk, 20% pig lip, eyelid, and other unmentionable ingredients plus 50% flavourings and preservatives...

Ewwwww...
 
Horrible flobbley pastey cheap sausages.
The kind that are still food colouring pink inside, even when cooked.
And have about 80% rusk, 20% pig lip, eyelid, and other unmentionable ingredients plus 50% flavourings and preservatives...

Ewwwww...
You forgot the anuses
 
Horrible flobbley pastey cheap sausages.
The kind that are still food colouring pink inside, even when cooked.
And have about 80% rusk, 20% pig lip, eyelid, and other unmentionable ingredients plus 50% flavourings and preservatives...

Ewwwww...
Yes, and any processed food masquerading as something edible.
 
Horrible flobbley pastey cheap sausages.
The kind that are still food colouring pink inside, even when cooked.
And have about 80% rusk, 20% pig lip, eyelid, and other unmentionable ingredients plus 50% flavourings and preservatives...

Ewwwww...

Could I just mention that adds up to more than 100%




OK. I'll stand by the door. :sorry:
 
Could I just mention that adds up to more than 100%
OK. I'll stand by the door. :sorry:

Dramatic effect! Dramatic effect!

A post structural critique on the futility of scientific anal retention (cunning in view of the subject matter, eh?) while simultaneously commenting on the industrial big pharma food industry that subverts our natural state a la the pre-raphaelite and arts and craft movements of the last century!

Duh! :banghead:

Sometimes I wonder why I bother!

* flounces off *
 
Dramatic effect! Dramatic effect!

A post structural critique on the futility of scientific anal retention (cunning in view of the subject matter, eh?) while simultaneously commenting on the industrial big pharma food industry that subverts our natural state a la the pre-raphaelite and arts and craft movements of the last century!

Duh! :banghead:

Sometimes I wonder why I bother!

* flounces off *

That was a long way of saying you can't add up. Even I couldn't pad it out that much.




Just as well I stayed by the door, really.
 
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