Recent Content by pdmjoker

1) Men - easily turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed - forget your wife's birthday! 2) My dogs are called Calvin and Klein After the brand of underwear? Well, they are boxers!

I'm surprised Santa is still delivering presents reliably every Christmas Eve - I heard his whole operation is fly by night!

Tall, skinny ... :hilarious:

I can only remember 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why...

Thanks for the revelations. Remembering God's promises can help avoid lamentations...

I'm exhausted so I must go to Romania. I need to go to book a rest...

There would need to be Numbers of them...

A friend replied with "Tough acts to follow, mark my words", to which I responded "That romans to be seen!"

Edward VII got cross when at lunch his young grandson excitedly interrupted the adult conversation. The grandson was sternly told to be quiet and wait. Finally the king asked what he wanted to say: It's too late now Grandpapa - there was a caterpillar crawling over your lettuce but you've eaten...

No apology needed! :)