Apparently, Luciano Pavrotti had a camper van - it was a Nissan Dormer.
Also, T-shirt is an abbreviation for Tyrannosaurus shirt - so named 'cos it has very short arms!
1) Men - easily turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed - forget your wife's birthday!
2) My dogs are called Calvin and Klein
After the brand of underwear?
Well, they are boxers!
Edward VII got cross when at lunch his young grandson excitedly interrupted the adult conversation. The grandson was sternly told to be quiet and wait. Finally the king asked what he wanted to say:
It's too late now Grandpapa - there was a caterpillar crawling over your lettuce but you've eaten...