Recent Content by pdmjoker

A friend replied with "Tough acts to follow, mark my words", to which I responded "That romans to be seen!"

Edward VII got cross when at lunch his young grandson excitedly interrupted the adult conversation. The grandson was sternly told to be quiet and wait. Finally the king asked what he wanted to say: It's too late now Grandpapa - there was a caterpillar crawling over your lettuce but you've eaten...

No apology needed! :)

I gather a drawback of using ground rhino horn as an aphrodisiac is that users get the urge to charge at 4x4 vehicles...

Another resurrected joke: PILATE Roman governor of Judea who is associated with more extreme and less popular stretching exercises than Pilates.

Another resurrected joke: I once went to a fist fight and an ice hockey game broke out...

Groan!