Recent Content by pdmjoker

The Prince of Wales is now selling toupees. They're very realistic and his company is called Hair Apparent.

I should have backed Creosote, which is superb over fences!

I lost money betting on a horse. I should have realised that Tank Top was a lousy jumper!

On Sunday, here in the UK we put our clocks forwards. That gave us a whole hour without any rain!

Diabolical jokes! :happy:

Don't try playing tennis with bagpipes - they make a terrible racket!

An explosion at a clothes factory resulted in many casual tees. My friend was showing off that he knew everything about Pride and Prejudice. I told him to stop being so Austentatious. They say that David Jason set a new level for British comedy with that famous pub scene, but it was the...

I coughed up two pawns, a knight and a rook - suspected chess infection. Probably from sitting in draughts...

"I got sour and chunky" :happy::happy::happy:

Evidently, the UK weather decided against doing Dry January!

total eclipse! :happy::happy::happy:

Basic idea seen online

Apparently, Luciano Pavrotti had a camper van - it was a Nissan Dormer. Also, T-shirt is an abbreviation for Tyrannosaurus shirt - so named 'cos it has very short arms!