Permission To Enter Heaven

[WeeWillie]

A lady with a certain hair colour was sent on her way to Heaven.
Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates.

'I'm sorry, 'St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of goodly souls and we have
been forced to put up an Entrance Exam for new arrivals to ease the burden of Heavenly Arrivals.'

'That's cool' said the lady with the certain hair colour, 'What does the Entrance Exam consist of?'

'Just three questions' said St Peter.

'Which are?' asked the the lady.

'The first,' said St Peter, 'is, which two days of the week start with the letter 'T'

'The second is 'How many seconds are there in a year?'

'The third is 'What was the name of the swag-man in Waltzing Matilda?'

'Now,' said St Peter, 'Go away and think about those questions and when I call upon you, I shall expect you to have those
answers for me.'

So the the lady went away and gave those three questions some considerable thought. (you to do the same)

The following morning, St Peter called upon the the lady and asked if she had considered the questions,
to which she replied, 'I have.'

'Well then,' said St Peter, 'Which two days of the week start with the letter T?'

The the lady said, 'Today and Tomorrow.'

St Peter pondered this answer for some time, and decided that indeed the answer can be applied to the question.

'Well then, could I have your answer to the second of the three questions?'

St Peter went on, 'how many seconds in a year?'

The the lady replied, 'Twelve!'

'Only twelve?' exclaimed St Peter, 'How did you arrive at that figure?'

'Easy,' said the the lady, 'there's the second of January, the second of February, right through to the second of December,
giving a total of twelve seconds.'

St Peter looked at the the lady and said, 'I need some time to consider your answer before I can give you a decision.'

And he walked away shaking his head.

A short time later, St Peter returned to the the lady and said...
'I'll allow the answer to stand, but you need to get the third and final question absolutely correct to be allowed into Heaven.

Now, can you tell me the answer to the name of the swagman in Waltzing Matilda?'

The the lady replied; 'Of the three questions, I found this the easiest to answer.'

'Really!' exclaimed St Peter, 'And what is the answer?'

'It's Andy.'

'Andy?''

'Yes, Andy,' said the lady.

This totally floored St Peter, and he paced this way and that, deliberating the answer.

Finally, he could not stand the suspense any longer, and turning to the the lady, asked 'How in heaven's name did
you arrive at THAT answer?'

'Easy' said the lady,........ 'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited till his billy boiled.'

And thus the lady with the certain hair colour was given permission to enter Heaven...

BUT, what is Sooooo annoying is that .........














You're now singing it to yourself.
'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited till his billy boiled......'

 

[liwi02]

it's a long joke

 

[chris lowe]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Nickwebb]

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[Squire Fulwood]

I know it's a joke but can I go back to my wine now.

 

[WeeWillie]

it's a long joke

It's a long way to heaven.

 

[Yorksman]

You're now singing it to yourself.
'Andy sat, Andy watched, Andy waited till his billy boiled......'

For annoying, but inventive, songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwPHy17Iu6E

 

[chris lowe]

Reminds me of the following (slightly rude) joke:-

Two nuns and mother superior arrived at the pearly gates and asked St Peter for entry. "First I need each of you to answer a question"
He turned to the first nun and said "how many days did it take God to make the world" The nun answered "Six and on the seventh day he had a rest" St Peter opened the gates and let her in. He turned to the second nun and asked "now, what was the name of the first man?" The num immediately said "Adam". St Peter opened the gates and let her through. St Peter considered the mother superior "Mmmmm, now as you are obviously senior to the others I must make your question a little more difficult. What did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?" The mother superior thought for a while, a puzzled expression on her face. " Oooo, that's a hard one" "Correct" said St Peter and let her in.