Scandichic
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- Type of diabetes
- Type 2
- Treatment type
- Tablets (oral)
- Dislikes
- Michael Gove and his insane educational? policies!
Is your mother in-law related to my mum?Me to mother -in law- 'I like that dress you are wearing,it looks really nice'
Mother-in-law ' You can have it when you can fit into it'
I want some Marmite flavoured cashew nuts, an icy cold diet coke and the Stereophonics on the jukebox please.
Conversation about exercise with mother and husband:
Me: I think I might try running up the stairs several times. Wonder how many times in 5 minutes?
Mother: do you think that's a good idea? You know how accident prone you are. Haven't you fallen down the stairs a few times?
Husband: do you remember that time when you tripped on one of the kids wellies and did some stair surfing, landing on the bottom step and breaking you coccyx
Mother: do you remember that time when you fell down the stairs, landed on the stack of new flooring and had to go to hospital to get your leg stitched?
Husband: my brother calls her cartoon accident girl.
Hope this brings a smile to someone's face!