White Wedding

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Why do women get married in white?

So they match all the other kitchen appliances.
 
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ChuckD

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A couple in the honeymoon suite are getting into bed, the groom hands his new wife his trousers and tells her to put them on, she laughingly pulls them on, the trousers absolutely swamp her, her groom, says see these are to big for you, so I'll be wearing the trousers in this marriage.
OK said the bride but please will you do something for me, she wiggled out of her panties and handed them to her husband, please put these on, the groom suspiciously pull on the tiny panties and said there way to small.
The bride smiled and said if your attitude doesn't change that's the last time your getting into me knickers.
 
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