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My daughter had exzema. It went straight away after she stopped drinking cows milk.

There was this gentleman (don't remember if he was Irish or not)Could be from anywhere really. Anyway he went to the Dr. ' I've got this problem Dr, I poo every morning at 8 am. That's no problem Said the Dr. You are supposed to be regular.His answer. 'But I dont get up till 9 am' .I will leave...

That one was really good.There was wistom there also from the old Irish gentleman.Glad he won over the Superior smart ass.Only a joke maybe but still true in life also.

That was good

God bless you Pura Vida for always Trying to make people laugh.

Back to wondering. Don't think Putin will ave a peaceful death when his time comes. Is he dead already? There has been one person who looked exactly like him. But looking closely I think it was a body double. Plastic surgery maybe. Interesting.

I was wondering if anybody has seen the South Park 'world wide privacy tour' about Me and He. It's hilarious. Just hoping now that Me and He won't be able to sue them. They (South Park) must have good lawyers to hopefully look into everything first. Best thing since sliced bread.

Laughter is definitely the best medicine

In paper today about these two friends going to Iceland on holiday. their guide in a very hot springs area told them to be very careful where they walked as 'it only takes three minutes to soft boil a tourist'.

A little story in a newspaper yesterday. Edward V11 king from 1901 to 1910. Well he was wandering through his palace (like they do)and came across a maid pushing a baby in a pram. 'What on earth is that baby doing here?'asked the king. 'Whose baby is it?' The maid replies. 'Your baby, sir.' So...

Hi. Mine was 75 when I was diagnosed.Got it down to 45 after 3 months on the LOW CARB diet. Shows that it can be done really with a little will power.Wish you all the best.

I never though about it much when I was a child. But all my relatives said I should be a teacher. But I diden t want to be a teacher really not to please anybody really. So art college when I was a bit older But then caring and other things took over.But I still paint (self taught) Some people...

Spoiled means spoiled really in any language.

Worse still (I pity him for that)So back to the family really who induged him in the first place. They have a lot to answer for.

Because he apparently got a tantrum because his teddy bears in Bucklingam H Weren't quite in the order that he wanted.

Must still laugh. To me the laugh of the week.Somebody said Prince Andrew banned from BH And now according to this source he will have to now get a teddy bear exhibition from St James palace.

He was called Lord Newborough actually. Must get my facts right.

We get this a lot in life. People thinking that money can buy them ev erything. Just one example here in North Wales now. This great mansion(Glynllifon)(an old story, but still true today And the so called nobility. What they did in the end was get even higher walls around their mansion but they...

Think that was a bit too much. Your poor aunty Bertha.

An Other thing that I can't quite get is the bowing. Apparently there is even a book about who is supposed to bow to who Bit beyond. Think there was a comedy sketch by a comedian. And in this sketch, these two men bowed their heads exactly the same time. And they just knocked themselves out...