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A few a little jokes :)

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What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop ?

Shoe



What do you do if a bird poo's on your car?

Don't ask her out again.



How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.


What's black and white and noisy?

A zebra playing the piano




What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can cook roast beef



Why did the duck go to rehab?

because he was a quackaddict


What makes a forum?

a two-um plus a two-um

RRB :wink:
 
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