A trip to the barber.

[leslie10152]

I went to the Barber shop and sat in the chair. The barber asked me, "short?" I replied, "yeah, I'll come back on payday!"

 

[urbanracer]

When I saw the header, I thought you were gonna go with the old 'do want your hair cut around the back?' - I said 'what's wrong with in here?'

 

[Jaylee]

"Something for the weekend?"

I was hoping to look tidy for a job interview on Monday...

 

[GrinderColumn]

I was thinking for a haircut too on my payday.