Afew Saturday night jokes

[Pilgrim22]

i can make you go mmmmmmmmmmmmm all night long.....

it's called duct tape.
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I have some of those new patches to stop smoking, they are ace you put one over each and eye and you cant find your fags!
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I asked my boss "what do you want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap? he replied "Just pop it in the corner, "4 bloody hours it took me.
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Man from Barnsley with a sore backside, asks the Chemist. `Nah then lad, does tha sell **** cream? Chemist replies, Aye, Magnum or Cornetto!
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I was at the pool today and tried for a sneaky pee at the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me. he blew his whistle so loud that I almost fell in.

 

[lucylocket61]

ROFLOL

 

[chrriss]

HEHEHEH love the jokes i'll be pinching a few of these!!!

 

[Superchip]

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or *****




But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

The End