AMAZING,SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

[Pura Vida]

THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked this out on Snopes and it's for real!

AMAZING,SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TOHOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.


2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USINGTHE SINK.


3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR AFEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TOUSE A TIMER.



4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROMROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.


5.IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BEAFRAID TO COUGH.6. YOU NEEDONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE ANDSHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCTTAPE.7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VEGOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM. THOUGHT for the day:


SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING ASMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN THEY'RE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

 

[ixi1429]

I thought

6.) If it doesn't move, then paint it white?
7.) Hit with a hammer is the first rule of engineering, second rule of engineering, it rule 1 does not work use a bigger hammer, Third rule if a hammer does not work, its not an engineering problem.