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Australian Virgin

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A very nice, innocent Australian woman wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. Afterseveral unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with Scotty Greer, who is an average golfer and who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women. They meet and she is very happy with him; she feels that they are perfect for each other. Eventually they end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked. All the furniture from the room is piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman" he says,
"But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"
 
I don't get that! Why is the furniture piled up in the corner? Have I missed the obvious?
 
Eldorado said:
I don't get that! Why is the furniture piled up in the corner? Have I missed the obvious?
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How I see it ? because a Kangaroo is a very large, strong animal and kicks, so Scotty must do this in the privacy of his own home ??:yuck: But please disregard this if it's just a load of ole billibongs ;) :p
 
Maybe Scotty's only other "experiences" have been with kangaroos? We don't joke about that sort of thing here in the USA. Just ask our sheep.
 
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