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BEWARE of the Underwear Dust.
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said
to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes
in "Slim Fast". Maybe it would take a few inches off of your
butt !'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband
took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?'
he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook
them out.
'Cathy', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a little snigger 'It's not talcum powder;
" It's Miracle Grow" !!!'
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said
to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes
in "Slim Fast". Maybe it would take a few inches off of your
butt !'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't
let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband
took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?'
he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook
them out.
'Cathy', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum
powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a little snigger 'It's not talcum powder;
" It's Miracle Grow" !!!'
