Biologist Experiment

[Pilgrim22]

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!". The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.


Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.


He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.


He continues and removes yet another leg. " Jump frog jump!" and the frog somehow jumps a half of a foot. So he writes in his lab book again: 'Frog with one leg - jumps 0.5 feet'.


Finally he chops off the last leg. He puts the frog on the line and teels it to jump. "Jump frog, jump!". The frog doesn't move. "Jump frog, jump!!!". Again the frog stays on the line. "Come on frog, jump!". But to no avail.


The biologist finally writes in his book: 'Frog with no legs - goes deaf'.




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[Yorksman]

LOL, this reminds of a joke where the captain of an air liner tannoys the cabin to inform the passengers that one of the aeroplane's 4 engines has stopped and as a result, the journey time will extended by 1 hour. Later he informs the passengers that another engine has ceased working but, not to worry, the plane can continue with its remaining two engines but the journey will now take another 4 hours.

Later an other engine conks out but the captain reassures the passengers that the plane will stay up in the air but due to the loss of speed the journey time will be be delayed yet again.

At this point one passenger remarks that it is hoped that the last engine doesn't fail because otherwise, "we'll be up here all day".