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Blonde joke
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WeeWillie
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Re: Blonde joke
:lol: Very good. :thumbup:
willie.
:lol: Very good. :thumbup:
willie.
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chris lowe
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I'm not blonde so can laugh :lol:
I'm not blonde so can laugh :lol:
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Blonde jokes never get old.
Blonde jokes never get old.
carty
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Neither do blondes they just dye :lol:
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Neither do blondes they just dye :lol:
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:lol: :thumbup:
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A lady with a certain hair colour in church.
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan." This is a horrible
lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed
and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to
stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'
No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.' Again all
was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous girl with a body that would stop traffic
rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she
spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said
you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets.'
carty said:
:lol: :thumbup:
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A lady with a certain hair colour in church.
An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan." This is a horrible
lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed
and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to
stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family.'
No one moved. The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and
admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart
you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.' Again all
was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous girl with a body that would stop traffic
rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she
spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said
you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets.'
