bottle of Scotch

Pura Vida

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Type of diabetes
Type 2
Treatment type
Tablets (oral)
I went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my motorcycle,

bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the saddlebag.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bike,

the bottle would break.

So I drank all the Scotch before I rode home.

It turned out to be a very good decision,

because I fell off my bike seven times on the way home.
 
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