Bottom deodorant

RogerI

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Type of diabetes
Type 2
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Tablets (oral)
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Customer at the pharmacy
The customer walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist for some bottom deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the patron that they don't sell anything called bottom deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the customer assures him that they has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the customer.
"Do you have the container it comes in?"
"Yes!" says the person, "I will go and get it."
And returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist, who looks at it and says, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant."
The annoyed customer snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container: "To apply, push up bottom."

(Edited by mod for wider inclusiveness.)
 
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