Boys will be boys...

[leslie10152]

A boy tells his friend, "my dog ain't gotta nose." The other asks, "yeah? how does he smell?" His friend replies, "bloody awful!"

 

[carol43]

The old ones are the best ones.

 

[pleinster]

Nearly as old as ...the guy walking his dog along the road in its woolly blue hat...passer-by asks "why is he wearing a woolly blue hat?"....answer..."his green one is in the wash". SORRY!