Canadian Smile
Two Newfie hunters named Wayne and Earl, hired a pilot to fly them into the
wilderness, where they managed to bag two big bull moose.
As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane
could take only the hunters, their gear and one moose.
The hunters objected strongly saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot
let us take them both, and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."
Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot,
gave in and everything was loaded. However, even under full power,
the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down, crashing
in the wooded wilderness. But somehow, surrounded by moose meat,
clothing and sleeping bags, Wayne and Earl survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Earl asked Wayne,
"Any idea where we are?"
Wayne replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
