- Messages
- 746
- Type of diabetes
- Type 2
- Treatment type
- Tablets (oral)
Comic Relief
1) Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
2) I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
3) I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
4) Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ---- The Living Room or The Bedroom.
5) Every few days I try my jeans on to make sure they still fit.
6) Homeschooling is going well, 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
7) I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks, we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.
8) This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog, and we laughed a lot.
9) So, after this quarantine... will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
10) Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called "THE KITCHEN". You have to gather all ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
11) My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
12) Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
13) I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
14) I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Living Room.
15) Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
16) Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year" ... I'm offended.
17) Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.
1) Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
2) I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
3) I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
4) Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ---- The Living Room or The Bedroom.
5) Every few days I try my jeans on to make sure they still fit.
6) Homeschooling is going well, 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.
7) I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks, we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone.
8) This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog, and we laughed a lot.
9) So, after this quarantine... will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
10) Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called "THE KITCHEN". You have to gather all ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
11) My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
12) Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
13) I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
14) I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Living Room.
15) Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
16) Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year" ... I'm offended.
17) Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.
