deep thoughts????

[susanmanley]

This is just for fun so PLEASE add you thoughts

After 60 years I think I am starting to get an idea of how life works


1] Everyone can tell yo what you should have done but few can tell you what to do before the event

2] If someone says 'this won't hurt' run for your life!!

3]If there is something good on the telly the signal will fail

 

[sallylondon]

When you think you looked your best, a photo of that event 10 years down the line will prove otherwise. :lol:

 

[MaryJ]

When the pyjama people go out in public - have they

a) got no underwear on
b) got last nights underwear on
c) took off their pj's, changed their underwear and put new/same pj's on, in which case- PUT A PAIR OF JEANS ON

this goes through my mind everytime I see the lazy buggars out in public

and relax...............

Mary x

 

[susanmanley]

1]When you would live in a box to be with them...that's love

2] When bread falls you get jammy feet

 

[Grazer]

Treat every day like your last - one day it will be.

 

[noblehead]

There's nothing better or greater in life than love, SO LOVE AND BE LOVED.

 

[Stevie2tone]

I think, therefore I am................


I think :***:

 

[dawnmc]

Education is power.

 

[chris lowe]

The best thing about getting older is that you don't have to do as you are told - then you get diabetes. Is that's what S**Ds law is?

 

[desidiabulum]

'Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity' (Horace Mann).

 

[susanmanley]

you pay for [many] prescriptions every month of your life and when you hit 60 you get diabetis

 

[Stevie2tone]

'Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity' (Horace Mann).

I like this one!! :clap:

 

[paragliderpete]

Is it fact that the last thing that goes through a Moth's mind when it goes splat on your car window screen is it's bum

 

[susanmanley]

If you have peace and quiet with time to cuddle up with a book the cat will sit on it and demand attention

 

[catza]

Following on from Susan's post above.

If you spend too long composing a post the cat will walk across your keyboard and press the delete button.

 

[Robinredbreast]

We all make mistakes.........that's why rubbers are on the end of pencils :lol: RRB

 

[GraceK]

1) My thoughts are so deep I can't remember where I put them.
2) At 10 yrs old you don't know what invincible means.
3) At 20 you know what it means but you have no idea you believe you're invincible.
4) At 30 you brag about being invincible.
5) At 40 you start listening to Mum and nodding your head.
6) At 50 you start looking and behaving like Mum and telling your kids they should listen to you.
7) At 60 you get diabetes and if you're lucky you've already learned to laugh at and forgive yourself for your youth and you've given up listening and preaching because well ... what's the point? :lol:

 

[CollieBoy]

We all make mistakes.........that's why rubbers are on the end of pencils :lol: RRB

Sorry, read this as "We all make mistakes...That's what rubbers are for" and thought "birth Control"

 

[susanmanley]

:lol:

 

[Robinredbreast]

We all make mistakes.........that's why rubbers are on the end of pencils :lol: RRB

Sorry, read this as "We all make mistakes...That's what rubbers are for" and thought "birth Control"

:lol: RRB