Scandichic
Well-Known Member
- Messages
- 3,708
- Location
- Hampshire
- Type of diabetes
- Type 2
- Treatment type
- Tablets (oral)
- Dislikes
- Michael Gove and his insane educational? policies!
- Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
- Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
- Once you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall.
- Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
- Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
- Marriage: An agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
- Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power.
- Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either
- Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
- Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
- Dictionary: One place where success comes before work.
- Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
- Father: A banker provided by nature.
- Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
- Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
- Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills.
- Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
- Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
- Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
- Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
Etc: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
- Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
