Delusional...

[pdmjoker]

I told a friend of mine I thought I was a small group of islands off the tip of Cornwall.

He replied, "Don't be so silly!"

 

[Robbity]

Maybe you should pop up to the Hebrides for a while and Mull it over?

 

[pdmjoker]

Maybe you should pop up to the Hebrides for a while and Mull it over?

I tried to do that, travelling by boat from the Outer Hebrides, but I couldn't get all the way - the boat owner said "Skye's the limit!"

 

[pdmjoker]

the boat owner said "Skye's the limit!"

I guess he could have said "Iona"!
Because of high cholesterol, my Dr wants to put me on Staten
I thought "Man, I'm going to the Dogs. Hope I'll be all Wight..."
I cheered myself with a joke which started, "Islay, Islay, Islay ..."

 

[Marvin]

Here's a tot o' Rhum to Eigg you on!

 

[pdmjoker]

Here's a tot o' Rhum to Eigg you on!

Super! Last time I had some it tasted like Muck!

 

[Robbity]

Isle have to admit that I've not worn my Bikini Atoll this summer...

 

[pdmjoker]

Isle have to admit that I've not worn my Bikini Atoll this summer...

A friend once bought a Bikini from Tresco and looked a Bute!

 

[Robbity]

Isle bet if it was a Man he'd have chosen Bermuda shorts?

 

[pdmjoker]

Isle bet if it was a Man he'd have chosen Bermuda shorts?

Naturally - and with a Hawaiian shirt!