Diabetes. Masturbation is good for you

MCMLXXIII · Dec 19, 2013

According to scientists in the Diabetes.co.uk newsletter I received this morning Masturbation may keep Diabetes at bay.
Somehow don't feel I can share it on Facebook though:lol:

http://www.diabetes.co.uk/news/2013/Dec ... 19+11+2013

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Toriana · Dec 19, 2013

I can't help it I've just burst out laughing at this ! Xx

Andy12345 · Dec 19, 2013

another piece oh rubbish, i should know... i still got diabetes

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Squire Fulwood · Dec 19, 2013

One of the consequences of diabetes is erectile dysfunction which has a certain irony to it.

Still, at least Santa's coming.

badcat · Dec 19, 2013

Bet the research was written by a bloke

lovinglife · Dec 19, 2013

Andy12345 said:
another piece oh rubbish, i should know... i still got diabetes

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Q007 · Dec 19, 2013

badcat said:
Bet the research was written by a bloke

Bet the above post was written by a woman! ... Meeeeeoooooowwww.. Lol

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Q007 · Dec 19, 2013

Well.. I'm ok it don't affect me.. But, opportunity, well that's another matter (lead in my pencil but nowhere to write). I sleep in the spare room these days, got fed up of the ' pull me nighty down when you've finished ' comments. No, the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night. Went to a match.com night in October, don't bother, I was the only one there with my own hips.

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Thommothebear · Dec 19, 2013

Q007 said:
I was the only one there with my own hips.

Haha! love it!

Beachbag · Dec 19, 2013

Calm down boys....The research is only saying MAYBE !

Andy12345 · Dec 19, 2013

Q007 said:
Well.. I'm ok it don't affect me.. But, opportunity, well that's another matter (lead in my pencil but nowhere to write). I sleep in the spare room these days, got fed up of the ' pull me nighty down when you've finished ' comments. No, the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night. Went to a match.com night in October, don't bother, I was the only one there with my own hips.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

mo1905 · Dec 19, 2013

Q007 said:
Well.. I'm ok it don't affect me.. But, opportunity, well that's another matter (lead in my pencil but nowhere to write). I sleep in the spare room these days, got fed up of the ' pull me nighty down when you've finished ' comments. No, the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night. Went to a match.com night in October, don't bother, I was the only one there with my own hips.

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One of the best quotes I've read on this forum lol !

Squire Fulwood · Dec 19, 2013

Q007 said:
the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night.

Now that gave me a big belly laugh. Maybe I identify with it.

dumpy222 · Dec 26, 2013

quote="Q007, post: 453587, member: 73045"]Well.. I'm ok it don't affect me.. But, opportunity, well that's another matter (lead in my pencil but nowhere to write). I sleep in the spare room these days, got fed up of the ' pull me nighty down when you've finished ' comments. No, the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night. Went to a match.com night in October, don't bother, I was the only one there with my own hips.

That has made my day can't stop laughing
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tomvonc · Apr 12, 2014

MCMLXXIII said:
According to scientists in the Diabetes.co.uk newsletter I received this morning Masturbation may keep Diabetes at bay.
Somehow don't feel I can share it on Facebook though:lol:

http://www.diabetes.co.uk/news/2013/Dec ... 19+11+2013
If this was true, I should have had complete immunity from diabetes from the age of 12.

LittleGreyCat · Apr 12, 2014

Does this {cough} come under self medication?

borofergie · Apr 12, 2014

Semen contains fructose, so maybe if you spill enough of it, it can help reduce your BG levels.

I'll start a new n=1 experiment tomorrow, and let you all know. It might not cure my diabeetus, but I'll end up with right arm like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

jack412 · Apr 13, 2014

ahar, that explains why I didn't get diabetes till I was 60 and started slowing down

Pollylocks · Apr 13, 2014

Q007 said:
Well.. I'm ok it don't affect me.. But, opportunity, well that's another matter (lead in my pencil but nowhere to write). I sleep in the spare room these days, got fed up of the ' pull me nighty down when you've finished ' comments. No, the only use for Viagra I have these days is to stop me rolling out of bed at night. Went to a match.com night in October, don't bother, I was the only one there with my own hips.

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....lol funniest post I've read in here...

paul-1976 · Apr 13, 2014

borofergie said:
Semen contains fructose, so maybe if you spill enough of it, it can help reduce your BG levels.

I'll start a new n=1 experiment tomorrow, and let you all know. It might not cure my diabeetus, but I'll end up with right arm like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

LMFAO!!!

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