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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pura Vida, Apr 1, 2020.

  1. Pura Vida

    Pura Vida Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    - Social Distancing for Canadians....If I can hit
    you with a Hockey Stick..(and I will),
    You’re too close!
    - Noah only took two of everything when he went to
    the Ark. Try and remember that when you go shopping.
    - You have only got one - once in a life time
    opportunity to stay at home, lying in front of the TV to save the
    world.
    Don’t screw this up.
    - I need a new Friend…The last one
    Escaped
    - Day 4 of social distancing: Struck up a
    conversation with a spider today. Seems nice.
    He’s a web designer.
    - If the schools are closed for too
    long, the parents are gonna find a vaccine before the
    scientists…
    * Police report for the last 24 hours:
    * Robbery: 0
    * Crime: 0
    * Accidents: 0
    * Husband/Wife fights: 84,635
     
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