Doctor joke#4

[leslie10152]

A doctor walks up to his patient in the hospital and tells him, "I have good news and bad news." The man looks at him and asks, "OK, so what's the bad news?" The doctor replies,"well, we cut off the wrong leg." The man looked shocked and asks, "so what's the good news?" The doctor looked pensive and said, "the other one's getting better!"

 

[pleinster]

A doctor walks up to his patient in the hospital and tells him, "I have good news and bad news." The man looks at him and asks, "OK, so what's the bad news?" The doctor replies,"well, we cut off the wrong leg." The man looked shocked and asks, "so what's the good news?" The doctor looked pensive and said, "the other one's getting better!"

Same ward a week later...doctor tells his patient that he has bad news and good news. The bad news is he to have both feet amputated. The good news - "the man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers".

Alternatively - the good news is "I'm off to Barbados next week".