martwolves
Well-Known Member
- Messages
- 625
- Location
- Wolverhampton
- Type of diabetes
- Type 1
- Dislikes
- Selfish people, arseholes who think they know it all, ignoramuses, chavs and people with no manners. People who play music on the bus or train full blast on their phones.
I'd recently put on a few stone, so went to see if my doctor could work it out. He took my measurements and weight and said "ah, Mart. I can see exactly what your problem is!", I said really doc, "sock it to me I can handle it!"
He said, "your problem, young Mart is that you appear to have what is commonly known as an over active..." I piped up "thyroid, doc?"
"No Mart, I was about to say knife and fork!"
Martwolves
He said, "your problem, young Mart is that you appear to have what is commonly known as an over active..." I piped up "thyroid, doc?"
"No Mart, I was about to say knife and fork!"
Martwolves