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Doctor's receptionist

Yorksman

Yorksman

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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist's desk, noticing that the she was a large unfriendly woman who looked very severe. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, she said,

"YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?"

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

''NO, I'VE ACTUALLY COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.''

The room exploded with applause!
 
If I were to do that at the practice I use, they'd hit me with their abuse policy and call the Police on me and get me banned.
 
Paul_c said:
If I were to do that at the practice I use, they'd hit me with their abuse policy and call the Police on me and get me banned.
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Yes, this zero tolerance stuff is great for those who wish to hide behind it.

There was a GP with a famous dragon of a receptionist many years ago where I live. She achieved a good deal of notoriety. One day on leaving surgery, she was knocked down and killed by a motorist. No charges were brought against the motorist. The post mortem showed her to be quite drunk when she walked in front of the car. I often wondered if she started to believe she could boss the traffic around as well.
 
Had a drs receptionist once every time you rang up it was yes what's wrong with you.got fed up with this and said if I knew what was wrong with me I would not need a Dr as I would be one and you would be out of a job, never asked me again.

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destiny0321 said:
Had a drs receptionist once every time you rang up it was yes what's wrong with you.got fed up with this and said if I knew what was wrong with me I would not need a Dr as I would be one and you would be out of a job, never asked me again.
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LOL, very good :lol:
 
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