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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pura Vida, Aug 14, 2020.

  1. Pura Vida

    Pura Vida Type 2 · Well-Known Member

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    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father

    As to when they could discuss his use of the car.

    His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up

    From a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut.

    Then we'll talk about the car."

    The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer

    And they agreed on it.

    After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up

    And I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm

    Disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."

    The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've

    Noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the

    Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong

    Evidence that Jesus had long hair."

    (I Love the Dad's reply!)



    "Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?
     
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